I'm lost and stupid without you.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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