ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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