I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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