This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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