handjob tips. give me some.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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