One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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