ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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