Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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