everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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