turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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