that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
