so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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