Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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