The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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