we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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