hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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