wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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