i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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