You really coming over, don't trick.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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