walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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