he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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