Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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