Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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