You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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