Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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