But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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