Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hippo gnu deer
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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