So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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