Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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