We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
