Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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