I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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