Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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