Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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