my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
