just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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