wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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