So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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