Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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