You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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