You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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