I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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