You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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