why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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