What should our trivia night team be named?
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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