Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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