so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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