? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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