You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
