the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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