I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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