you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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