Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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