I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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