Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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