I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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